Iron shouldn’t exist, and yet… he does. Iron defies all the laws of nature.

How is it possible to jump over three feet high when your legs are only six inches long? We don’t know. How is it possible to perform all those soccer-style dribbles with a metal plate in your hip? It’s a mystery to us. Iron is a glitch in the Matrix, an unsolvable mathematical problem of the millennium.

Iron is Houdini, a shepherd, Brad Pitt in Thelma & Louise. Iron is Albert Einstein and Groucho Marx. He is Bart Simpson and Batman. An impossible mix of breeds that jumps, runs, climbs, falls, searches for you, and finds you.

Iron will chase you to the ends of the earth, and catch you… with his little legs.